i'm a walking travesty
hi my name is dana aka dulcets @ one direction fanfiction and 5sos fanfiction and i sometimes write stories about boy bands; mostly i just cry over them (◕‿◕✿)

i love ashton irwin

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clueless dad calum I know he would be the dad to forget to pick baby hood up from kindergarten

BABY HOOD but tru he’d be in the middle of s/t, then remember, panic, and fly out the door 

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please write the thing calum as a dad would be so cute

he WOULD tho like he’d probably fuss over his kid esp when they’re young like anxiously hovering over the crib cos this lil’ thing is so tiny and precious and being one of those dads that pretends he knows everything and ends up putting his kid into their overalls upside down or s/t like that

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savannah hood has a nice ring to it i think

it does actually isn’t that like a thing for marriageable men when ur first name matches their last name?????

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*sees picture of 5sos* pfft nerds

*uses neat unironically*

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elesha

this is a complete surprise coming from elesha lilfrogboy i am floored

also what would calum name his daughter i’m asking for a friend

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drunk texting is trending on twitter and i literally almost had a heart attack

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Anonymous said:
are you familiar with the account starlightt on wattpad? she writes original fic, but her story just desserts features a bakery called dulcet and her writing style is pretty similar to yours, i think. just thought it was coincidental teehee uwu

i’m not familiar with her, but that’s pretty neat!! i think dulcet is just a pretty word so people like to use it in the ~periphery of their stories uwu

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