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hi my name is dana aka dulcets @ one direction fanfiction and 5sos fanfiction and i sometimes write stories about boy bands; mostly i just cry over them (◕‿◕✿)

shakespeareandpunk:

"I answered your weirdly specific craigslist roommate ad as a joke and now we’re living together" au

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seriousawards:

Name: MegPenname: fenchurchAge: 19Where are you from?: Ohio, USA
5sosff profile: hereTumblr: here 
(Thank you so much to Meg, who took time to answer all of these questions! You’re super swag! I was gonna say ‘you rock’ but that felt like something a 2nd grader would get on a sticker so I didn’t… it sounds off, though)

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seriousawards:

Name: Meg
Penname: fenchurch
Age: 19
Where are you from?: Ohio, USA

5sosff profile: here
Tumblr: here 

(Thank you so much to Meg, who took time to answer all of these questions! You’re super swag! I was gonna say ‘you rock’ but that felt like something a 2nd grader would get on a sticker so I didn’t… it sounds off, though)

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Anonymous said:
Was your Drunk Texting update a one time thing, or are you going to eventually pick it back up again? (NO pressure...just wondering!)

ahh anon, you have great timing bc i was just talking abt this with one of my friends. honestly, i can’t see myself continuing to write full-fledged 1dff fics anymore but i’m still torn w/ dt because it’s SO close to being finished. i’m not 100% sure abt dt yet, but most likely i’ll shelve fever pitch

Anonymous said:
so idk if you know the fix frisson but it was taken down and someone said she plagiarized it

i know the fic, but it’s honestly been so long since i’ve read 1dff that some of the details of the fic are lost on me. whether it was plagiarized or not is up for debate bc the fic’s been taken down so no one can verify it, but if it was, that’s not cool

i love ashton irwin

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malibamis replied to your post: malibamis replied to your post: maliba…

clueless dad calum I know he would be the dad to forget to pick baby hood up from kindergarten

BABY HOOD but tru he’d be in the middle of s/t, then remember, panic, and fly out the door 

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please write the thing calum as a dad would be so cute

he WOULD tho like he’d probably fuss over his kid esp when they’re young like anxiously hovering over the crib cos this lil’ thing is so tiny and precious and being one of those dads that pretends he knows everything and ends up putting his kid into their overalls upside down or s/t like that

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savannah hood has a nice ring to it i think

it does actually isn’t that like a thing for marriageable men when ur first name matches their last name?????

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*sees picture of 5sos* pfft nerds

*uses neat unironically*

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